Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tiger Woods

You may have heard rumors running around Hollywood. This story is going to come out soon, so I thought I’d come out ahead of it. I have to own up to the truth.
I had an affair with Tiger Woods.

In 2008, I attended a party for the Thousand Oaks tournament. I got plastered that night at the VIP party. I was so intoxicated that I do not even remember what happen. When I woke, I saw Tiger putting on his red polo shirt. I assumed that women had left the room earlier, but I was wrong.

Let me first state that I am not gay. If you are black-out drunk and do not remember what happened, it doesn't count. Tiger and I have never talked about what happened, therefore I'm not gay.

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