Monday, April 26, 2010

The Bluetooth Stays In

I want to offer some advice for those of you who want to appear important. Always wear a bluetooth, even if you are not currently on the phone. It gives the impression that people are calling you so often that you don't have time in between calls to take off the earpiece.

The amount of time you keep your bluetooth in your ear is directly proportional to how important you are. I never take my blue tooth out of my ear, except for sex, but if I'm closing a big deal, I leave it in.

You're welcome.


  1. It's "You're welcome." (You're welcome!)

  2. Thanks. I'm too busy to double check my spelling.